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| Hey kids, sorry, its been quite a while. Ive been busy expanding Lee University to make it more exemplary every year. So dont tell anybody. Ive signed up for the game of campus assassins. And I will be getting you my target! See you in class! muwhahahaha
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| Well students, the time has come yet again for the semester to end. I hope you all had a good year, and that finals have gone well for everyone. But unfortunately, I'm afraid that I have to say goodbye on more than one level. I am sorry to announce that I will not be returning to Lee in the fall as your school president. I feel as if I'm being lead in a different direction for my life, and it's time for my tenure here at Lee has to come an end. But don't worry, I will always live on in your hearts, and if not there, then at least I got my name on a building, so I won't be totally forgotten. I will be leaving you in the quite capable hands of Alan McClung, the current Dean of Students. He and I have been discussing this for some time now, and I feel that he is ready to lead this university into the future. I'm sorry to have made this so short and for not giving any other notice, but things have started rolling recently and this had to happen sooner than I first anticipated. Thank you for all the memories students, and God bless Lee University. | | |
| Well kids, I think it's time for another student survey. As some of you may know, Lee's own Dr. Jerome Hammond, professor of Psychology has created his own xanga account. However, he seems dead set on overthrowing me from my beloved position as president of our fine university. I personally don't like this idea, because I love my job here at Lee. And judging by some of the things I've heard from many students around campus, many students don't particularly care for dear old Jerome, to put it nicely. So, I was wondering what you guys would think if I just stayed here as president for the remainder of my mortal life, and give good old Dr. Hammond a nice job termination for his attempt at insolence and mutiny. Let me know what you think about the idea, and those of you in my Psych 200 class just might find yourself passing with an "above average" grade...
Love, Uncle Paul. | | |
| Hey everybody, I thought I would get your thoughts on a new idea for the school. There have been a few things brought to my attention lately about some stuff around campus. First, it has been brought to my attention that the majority of Lee students have problems with the Community Covenant. We here at Lee strive to satisfy our students, so I got to thinking about what could be done about that. The biggest part of our Community Covenant is rules set down to conform to the rules and standards of the Church of God. We apply these rules, and they endorse us with a great deal of money each and every year. So, I started looking at the numbers, and seeing as the projected income for Lee this year is at least $50,000,000 (yes, I typed that right), I thought this could stand for some changing. In addition to this, it has also been brought to my attention that Lee University has a very high population of Catholic students. With these things in mind (among others), I have decided to remove all Church of God influence from Lee. While some of you may be curious as to how the lost money will be compensated for, I already have an answer. To not only gain funds, but to satisfy a great number of Lee students, we will be opening a full service bar right on campus, with construction on the building beginning right after summer break starts, hopefully to be completed and stocked by the beginning of the next fall semester. Let me know what you think of the idea, and if you support it enough, we'll go through with the plan, and the first shot is on me. | | |
| Hey everyone, been a little busy, but I just thought I would drop a line to my readers. I was wondering what everyone would think about us putting a swimming pool and a bowling alley as an addition to the student union. Just a crazy idea I got to put to the board along with a possible paintball field if there are enough interested students. Tell me what you think. | | |
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